I pulled my bike out of its box, ready to put it together. Today is the day! I’m going to put this thing together and start using that sucker!
To my surprise, the bike has about a million pieces. A million…separate…pieces.
Naturally, I searched for the instruction manual straight away. Of course, I open it up to see:
This, naturally, made me feel a little overwhelmed. I responded in the only logical way: I pushed the pieces aside, and grabbed food to binge and purge.