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I’ve never once been beautiful


This is what I would look like if I were in an anime. I’m pretty sure Miyazaki used my picture as his model for the Witch of the Waste.

I am huge and the fat just rolls all over my body. If I were brave enough, I would post a picture of myself and shock everyone when they see how ridiculously fat I actually am.



I feel like an old woman


Apparently the overuse of my bike has finally gotten to my body. I stood up (after resting for about half an hour) and my whole body was ridiculously sore and stiff. Especially the thigh parts of my body.

Walking to the bathroom, I felt like I needed a cane. Or like…maybe an electric scooter?

Don’t fail me now, body. I only have one more week to abuse you. (Hmm, that sounded weird when I actually typed it out…)