A few days ago I ordered some laxatives online. They were supposed to be delivered tomorrow. They were delivered today. I normally check the mail. Today my dad checked it. He walked in shaking my package, causing it to sound like a rattle snake.

You’re not buying laxatives again, are you?”

“No,” I lied. “That’s probably my vitamins.”

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