Daily Archives: July 15, 2015



A few days ago I ordered some laxatives online. They were supposed to be delivered tomorrow. They were delivered today. I normally check the mail. Today my dad checked it. He walked in shaking my package, causing it to sound like a rattle snake.

You’re not buying laxatives again, are you?”

“No,” I lied. “That’s probably my vitamins.”


Good Day


I ate today.

I went to the zoo for several hours today with my sister and her 17 month old twins. We walked around the whole time, minus about 20 minutes when we stopped to feed the kids lunch. I had so much fun with them.

After, we went back to my sister’s and she put them down for a late nap. Then, she made herself and me food. A salad with chicken. I didn’t want to explain that I wasn’t eating, and I had just walked over 10 miles (thank you, phone GPS) so I ate the salad. I’ll punish myself for it later. I may also get in a real workout too to make up for it.

Overall, though, I had a great day. I adore my niece and nephew and I had a blast with them at the zoo.