In which I can’t take my bedtime meds…

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Because I took way too many laxatives today and am having severe stomach cramps and diarrhea.

Also, what you didn’t realize is that picture above is of me. I have the sexiest stomach cramps ever.

And now for a man with three buttocks. No, wait, I mean the TMI warning. I’m seriously considering just putting up a permanent TMI warning for my blog. By the way, I’m about to talk about poo.

Nausea and cramping aren’t the only things going on a la laxatives. (I don’t technically think that’s the correct way to use “a la” but it sounded nice in my head.) As often happens when I take too many, my pills from this morning were in there. That’s super useful.

Anyway, the pain and nausea are so bad that I’m afraid it’s going to be another night of uncontrollable vomiting. I really hope not. Like, really really hope not.

Please sleep instead, body. Please…

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  1. You should stop taking laxatives. They’re proven to make you gain weight as well as a dependency on them for BM’s. Hope you’re feeling better though.

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      • I had the same problem. One day, I got tired of not being able to poop so I just threw them all away. It’s hard to not go back to taking them every day, or after every meal, but I feel stronger because of it. Best of luck to you. I don’t mean to lecture, it’s just shitty hearing about you ODing on them all the time.

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        • Thanks. I understand. Whenever I read about someone who is taking them or thinking of doing so I’m like, “NOOOOOOO” but it’s so much harder to stop it for yourself than to advise someone else not to.

          I do want to stop, but it’s not my top priority right now. Sadly, I’m just trying to get through the days right now…

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